Vroooom....

Saw this a few days ago...cracked me up...

I was at this desi nick-nack shop munching on my microwaved samosa and sickly-sweet chutney when this yellow porsche boxster pulls into the parking spot bang in front of the shop. The guy had the top off(of the car, you sick minds). He was all style, and very aware of the envious gazes of everybody around him.

Quite a few couples walked by, the guys would turn around and look longingly at the car (Hot gals and hot wheels always makes us guys go rubber-necking) . The girls would look at the porsche guy and wonder why there man doesn't have something like it. Anyway, I digress...

So this guy walks in to the desi convenience store and walks out. Looks here and there with the look that all porsche owners give to the honda owners, raises his hand to put on his aviators and...there was a VHS tape in his hand!! It was such a contrast that people around him started giggling. This guy owns a porsche but doesn't even have a DVD player!! c'mon, It costs only 40 bucks. Probably less than a tank of gas for him. Anyways, all the other guys around him(including yours truly) felt just soooo good. It was a relief akin to the realization that the hot gal you just saw with another man is acutally his sister! Envy givs way to pity :-)